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Christmas Competition Open to all on R.O.F.

Discussion in 'Competitions, Contests and Challenges' started by bonzodog, Nov 18, 2014.

  1. bonzodog

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    As it’s R.O.F first christmas and I’m in a good mood ,a little comp is in order.
    Your post # is your entry,a random # generator [SWMBO] will pluck the winner from thin air.
    The question is what have you asked Santa to bring this year.Now I know many of us would like to find a brace of painted strumpets wearing only a smile waiting for us under the tree christmas morning,but that’s not very likely,so keep it real peeps.
    Searching through my man cave for a piece of crap to give the winner,I happened upon a box of Tesco value range mince pies circa 1997, but I will keep these for any carol singers that call round:]
    So the winner will have to contend with £10.00 from me to their PayPal account.
    Last entry will be Midnight 07/12/14 Good luck
     
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  2. Gower Ranger

    Gower Ranger Moderator Staff Member

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    I'll settle for a small piece of paper.

    Specifically, the jackpot-winning lottery ticket.

    Merry Christmas and thanks for the comp.

    PS. It's only November!
     
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  3. bonzodog

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    Yes ,I know it’s early but I have instructions to get in the festive spirit or else.
     
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  4. CaptainBeaky

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    I would like to have a complete absence of phone calls from work between Christmas Eve and 4th January!
    Would love for my out of office message to read, "I'm on leave - just fuck off and leave me alone..." but it wouldn't get through the nanny filter ;)

    Peter
    Out and about
     
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    Hmm a new table saw is on my Christmas list... As well as a new floor standing pillar drill. Prospects of either are low at the moment heheh
     
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  6. BorderReiver

    BorderReiver Moderator Staff Member

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    Bah Humbug. For Christmas, I would like Christmas to return to a family gathering, and a sixpence and an orange in the stocking.

    Very kind gesture though. :)

    If I win, money to an Ebola charity please.
     
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  7. Hatethatgiraffe

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    Great wee comp mate thanks!
    I've not asked for much but hoping to get couple things I've hinted at ;)
     
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  8. jaggededge

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    nice comp,i've asked for a bow but will probably buy my own before xmas. i don't do paypal so i'll plump for the mince pies thanks,sell by dates are load of bollocks anyway.
     
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  9. sarj

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    I'm with Ebenezer Reiver on this one, except they'd get fuck all presents.Just half a day off from going up t' chimneys.

    Give the money to Bob Geldof...for a fucking hair cut, looks like he's got an Afghan hound on his head these days.

    Thanks for the comp.

    Oh and
    :cool:
     
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    I've asked for a Garmin Cycle computer for Xmas, which I've bought myself, and am already using.

    I'm probabaly going to end up with a http://us.ricoh-imaging.com/digital-camera/WG-M1_Orange. I'll end up paying for it myself, but won't allow it to fall into my hand 'till xmas.
     
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  11. Bullseye

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    Thanks, bonzo.

    I'd settle for Angus, or even Santa, dropping one of these fine fillies down my chimney.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I'd really appreciate the financial ombudsman to sort out my ppi claim, that'd sort christmas out nicely.
     
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    I'd certainly appreciate Santa bringing me a job so that I don't have to muck around with this Obamacare thing...
     
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    When one ponders Christmas I think 'what if Jesus was reborn today?' the answer is simple, The Israelis would have taken him out after his first speech or miracle. God bless us, everyone.
     
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    I'd love to rekindle my inner child so gifts like those I got when I was a nipper would be great, a bit of mouldy orange peel and a bag of saw dust.
     
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  16. bonzodog

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    Two presents is just showing off :rofl:
     
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    Probably asking Santa for a game fishing outfit, would like to target a marlin this season...
     
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    Thanks for all who took part.The winner is #7.
     
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    Cheers Bonzodog and well done HTG!
     
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